I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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