Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The best revenge is premature balding
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
