Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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