oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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