There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
