nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm both gender and math confused
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
