Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
vagina is talking i cant
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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