So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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