literally had 100 drinks last night.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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