Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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