That's intense
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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