didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
porn star boner night. come get it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm like, not good at living.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
