so explain again why im purple
no
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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