I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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