ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize