I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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