But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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