I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think I just sharted jello shots
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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