Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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