I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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