I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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