I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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