she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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