Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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