Your dad touched me again.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
As shirtless as possible
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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