She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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