I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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