On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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