Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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