these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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