Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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