i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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