Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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