yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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