I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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