she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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