I want to walk on stilts...naked
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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