Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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