The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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