morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
