That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
