Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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