windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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