spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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