No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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