We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
well you can't waste a boner
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
