and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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