as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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