sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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