I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
wow bdsm is so cute
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