At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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