you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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