Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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