Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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