Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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