just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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